This is a repost of something I wrote on Facebook last year...I read it again this morning and it made me laugh. Seriously, who has to say some of these things? Oh right, ME! And why would that be? Oh, sure...because I have children who are occasionally insane!!
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1. Stop licking the dog!
2. I don't care if everyone else has a cell phone, you can't have one until you are at least 11!
3. Let me put that in my Blackberry.
4. That bartender doesn't look old enough to serve alcohol.
5. In my day Izod shirts never used to cost THAT much!
6. You have to hold your penis when you pee!
7. In this family we wear pants when we eat dinner.
8. Who barfed in this garbage can?
9. I like Jessica Simpson. (Well, this was true last year...now I just kind of feel sorry for her. I like the purses and shoes in her clothing line though.)
10. I like Barry Manilow. (And I am going to see him in concert this winter with my MOTHER, lol.)
11. My parents were right about a lot of things...especially that smoking is bad and the fact that family comes first.
12. Because I said so!! And if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
13. Yes, you can have fries and pudding for dinner.
14. Please don't bring the Cokes until their meals come.
15. Don't make me come down there!
16. We don't eat fries off the ground.
17. Stop reading and go to bed!
18. That music is too loud.
19. I'd rather be at work.
20. You have to learn to ride a bike, we named you Ryder. That's called irony.
2. I don't care if everyone else has a cell phone, you can't have one until you are at least 11!
3. Let me put that in my Blackberry.
4. That bartender doesn't look old enough to serve alcohol.
5. In my day Izod shirts never used to cost THAT much!
6. You have to hold your penis when you pee!
7. In this family we wear pants when we eat dinner.
8. Who barfed in this garbage can?
9. I like Jessica Simpson. (Well, this was true last year...now I just kind of feel sorry for her. I like the purses and shoes in her clothing line though.)
10. I like Barry Manilow. (And I am going to see him in concert this winter with my MOTHER, lol.)
11. My parents were right about a lot of things...especially that smoking is bad and the fact that family comes first.
12. Because I said so!! And if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
13. Yes, you can have fries and pudding for dinner.
14. Please don't bring the Cokes until their meals come.
15. Don't make me come down there!
16. We don't eat fries off the ground.
17. Stop reading and go to bed!
18. That music is too loud.
19. I'd rather be at work.
20. You have to learn to ride a bike, we named you Ryder. That's called irony.
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